there's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
though our brave mounds view lads are off to a fine 6-1 start, they'd best tighten up the chinstraps for arch-rival cretin's visit this evening. the undefeated cretins have been whuppin' up on the opposition, putting up scores of 56-7, 55-0, 42-13, 42-14, 49-7, 55-17, and 34-7.
yeesh. at least my lad has the opportunity to measure himself against the latest athlete in the long cretin line that runs from molitor, wienke, and birk, to ... what, hartnett (?). hmm. well, tonight marks the last game of the stangs' regular season, so the conference title is on the line. win or lose, however, the state tournament is just 'round the corner.
football rocks, of course, but as a participant? i'm probably more of a pillow fighter...
UPDATE: dang. the raiders were every bit as good as advertised. final score: cretin 42, mounds view 7.