closed circuit to m.k. and c.p.

i love drummer jokes, but this one is apparently real. via stereogum:

Auditions will be held Friday, April 10 in Los Angeles for drummers who are looking to play with THE SMASHING PUMPKINS. They should send their background info, photos and performance web links via email only to: pumpkinsdrummer@gmail.com.

probably best not to mention jimmy, courtney, or the ticketmaster hearings.